"Make room Fran Liebowitz, Candace Bushnell and Lauren Weisberger. There’s a new hip chick on the metropolitan literary scene--Heather Holland Wheaton.

Ms. Wheaton has a remarkable talent for voicing an astonishing array of  city characters, from wide eyed newbie to spoiled teenager to elderly cat lady, with equal authority. Genius or schizophrenia, only her agent and pharmacist know for sure.

You’ll start off wanting to devour the 38 short stories in You Are Here like jumbo shrimp at an all you can eat buffet, but will soon taper, preferring to savor each tale’s flavor and extend your stay at 80W80 as long as possible, or at least till the dessert cart comes around."--Spyder Darling

"Beguiling in their simplicity."--Jeannine Hall Gailey, New Pages

"Cool."--Marky Ramone, The Ramones

"This series of stories captures beautifully that chance interrelatedness that is at the heart of New York City life. How we bump into and bounce off of each other, on the streets, in delis, in bookstores, on sidewalks bursting with the history of all those other chance encounters of countless others around us." --Mirta San Martin

"Beautifully voyuerisitic."-- Kristianne Meal, ArtVoice

"...chic NY stories..."--Hip Guide 

"Her short stories are to novels as petit-fours are to cakes: all of the essence in a bite-sized form. It fluffs my Manhattan Snobbery to know that I am patronising so unique a voice."--RavenclawAlumni